You can imagine my excitement when I realized that there is a program out there that lets ME be the subject of trading cards! So I created a couple myself. Here I am, the extreme librarian:

And here I am the seductress librarian:

And, as a nod to the tradition of sports trading cards, here's my brother, the ultra runner:

These are wayyyy to much fun. Like I said, I'm gonna make me a whole deck. And make sure all the other librarians make a whole deck. I know! Let's make the Bozeman Public Library Trading Deck. Include one with each book. Now that sounds like a money-maker.*
*I am not to be held responsible for the absurdity of these statments. I have a bad head cold.